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BIG LAWRY'S REGIONAL ROUND-UP 29-9-05
Well hello there. Now I am not one to gloat about last Sunday and bite the
hand that feels me. So I will be brief in my delight by saying we proved
that there is only one team in the north east who has the pride, the
passion and the name of Sunderland and it's the mighty Sunderland who are truly Sunderland.
Well three games in a week and we never lost one of them. So with
that in mind I can safely say that Champions League football is on the cards if we continue this tremendous run of form that has left
great teams such as West Brom and Cheltenham in our wake.
I mean look at Everton. They are below us now and they finished in fourth place last season. So to me that says it is all to play for like a
Welshman with two sheep tied to his toothbrush.
So leaving the derby alone for a moment, I see the black 'n' white
shite won again against Manchester City. Well they don't fool me 'cos I know their game. They have gone from being a one man team with
Shearer to a one man jazz band with Michael Owen the conductor.
And what
was all this I hear about them being happy Sunderland beat the smogs?
Well they can go n shite if they think I will be wanting them twats to win
against anyone, smogs or not.
I been reading a lot about all this football in crisis bollocks in the paper
like. Myself I think it stems from the fact that we can't relate to the players
anymore. When I was a lad the eleven lads playing in the red 'n' white stripes of
Sunderland where local lads who used have a drink, a smoke and a nice Roker pie at half time.
I remember when I
was out on the town having a few on a Friday I would often see Len
Shackleton having a beer with his Mrs and I would say to Len that I wish
I could have been on the end of his balls
when he was younger and could still perform.
Anyway going back to the modern day game. Hartlepool need to get
their act together and quickly I tell yer after that 3-1 defeat against
Chesterfield. They seem to be having trouble getting it up and keeping
it up. The team performance I mean like.
They have some cracking young
uns at the club and they need to make sure they keep em fresh and up
for it. Mind you mid week they managed to keep it tight and hard for a
0-0 draw.
I see Darlo have hit a rough patch
like a gardener with haemorrhoids. A very poor performance against
Bristol Rangers was disappointing and my man in the Darlo camp said Big
Davey Hodgson was not a happy chap and he cracked the whip in the
dressing room afterwards.
Though to be honest I diven't think a bit of bondage is the way ahead in football management, unless
they enjoy it mind you. Darlo seemed to pick up a little mid week and
again drew a blank in a 0-0 bore draw. They must have been knackerd
after all the Ann Summers arse whip cracking, bless em.
So back to My trip to Boro. I was treated to a good few pints
after the big game on Sunday by a few friendly Boro lads who I met in a
nice place called Cassidys which was recommended by a couple of Boro lads
whom I asked for directions to a nice hard men's drinking place.
Funny thing was they walked away pissing themselves laughing after telling me about the place. I dunno why cause in
fact the lads in Cassidys were very friendly and wouldn't let me put my hand in my pocket. Mind you they seemed very keen to put their own hands in the pockets of other people.
I had a
reet good night and never met a more friendly and gay bunch of lads in
my life. In fact one lad called Ramone was very keen for me to spend
the night as his place, such was his friendly
nature like.
So without further ado lets have a look at this weeks games. Newcastle have a trip to Pompey and all the nice girls love a
sailor. So in that case I see big Alan and his boys getting washed ashore on
the island of no points. I fancy Pompey, who have had a shite start to stick one up them jawdees big time. I go for Pompey 2 Jawdee Scum 0.
So you lot have that Greek pub team tonight and your form after a
European game is worse than a blind man with his cock in the jam jar
after tea. So with this in mind I would say that you lot have as much chance of getting anything
out of Villa as wor lass becoming a sexy lesbian like the ones on Granada
Men And Motors.
But having said that like, Villa are shite this season
and you lot have got the knack of pulling off some big ones with ya teeth. So it's a tough one but I say Villa 1 Boro 1.
So we that is Sunderland entertain in-form West Ham at home. Now I think this will be a sell out. If we sell all the tickets
instead of giving them away that is. So I guess it's a free out. Anyway I fancy us to continue our charge up the table and
onto Europe with an easy three points against the Cockney barrow boys with
Pete Beale left on his arse. Sunderland 2 West Ham 0
Pools travel down to Yorkshire and a game against
Bristol City. I see this being close but I think Pools may be spurred
on and be all-rampant and up for some real Bristol action. I could be
wrong but I doubt it I never am, unless you have been talking to wor
mother in law, the fat cow. I say Bristols 1 Pools 2.
Darlo have a trip to the Cobblers and I don't mean the
clap clinic. Mind you after all that arse whipping they may have a dose
like. So I think it will be tough down there. The Cobblers have tough nuts
so to crack one out over them would be a
challenge worth rising for.
But anyway I like to see Darlo do well with Davy Hogdson, ex-Sunderland lad in charge. So I go for Cobblers 1 Darlo 1.
Well that's me for this week. I still can't stop smiling about us getting the points last weekend. But what made the day for me was the sportsmanship of the Boro lads I met in Cassidys who even after their team had been beaten they
still give us all hugs and kisses in a macho football fan kind of way. I think.
This is a confused Big Lawry saying 'cheers lads' till next next.
Up the Sunderland.
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