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"BLOODY RUBBISH!" FROM THE MIRROR 20-11-04
Alex Ferguson on Wayne Rooney's petulant behaviour against Spain;
"There's no criticism of Sven for taking Wayne off, as he thought he was doing the right thing for the boy. In two or three years' time, he won't react, he'll let his feet do the talking."
"Bloody Rubbish!" The only way that the little Scouse get will let his feet do the talking is by kicking the crap out of the opposition. And that was a "Bloody Rubbish!" performance by the whole England team but with our "Bloody Rubbish!" manager, what do you expect?
Fergie again;
"Wayne is a young man and he has been thrust into the England set-up and is supposed to be their saviour and salvation. The Spanish players realised that and every time he went in for the ball, they surrounded him."
What a "Bloody Rubbish!" comment from the bubble nosed berk. I didn't see a crowd of Spaniards around Rooney when he shoved their goalie into the crowd or when he started beating the shit out of their other players. Wise up Fergie and stop talking "Bloody Rubbish!"
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Yet another gem from the scarlet faced one;
"Of course I believe we can still win the Championship this season. With our attacking traditions and depth of talent, we have the ability to win it, no question."
More "Bloody Rubbish!" because you're playing "Bloody Rubbish!" football, you're hundreds of points behind Arsenal and Chelsea and you've turned into a "Bloody Rubbish!" manager who can't see the action properly because of your huge bulbous nose! And you talk "Bloody Rubbish!" as well.
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Graeme Souness;
"The only time any player will be allowed to stay in London will be if there is a special or legitimate occasion like a family christening..."
Do you really expect us to believe that load of "Bloody Rubbish!" that you're spouting Graeme? Legitimate occasion like a family christening or a gang bang in The Hyde Park Hotel more like.
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Souness again;
"The statistics tell you where our strengths and weaknesses are," he said. "It was only at Bolton where we didn't perform."
Complete "Bloody Rubbish!" that is. He's forgotten that they played "Bloody Rubbish!" in their last three games and let in four at home to Fulham and three to old Bubble Nose's Man Utd last week. Sort out your memory Souey because it's "Bloody Rubbish!"
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and again;
"I'm convinced we're only a cat's whisker away from being a good team."
You must have a "Bloody Rubbish!" cat Graeme because if my cat had whiskers that were as big as Northumberland, I'd get it down the vets right away. You're in charge of a "Bloody Rubbish!" team and you know you are.
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Jose Mourinho;
"My Spanish friends were very upset. This is not the Spain I know. Spain is not a racist country."
Well after all that "Bloody Rubbish!" monkey chanting on Wednesday night, you may as well have just said that the Spanish are not greasy wops who eat paella and sleep all day. This Portuguese bloke really does talk some "Bloody Rubbish!"
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Mark Hughes on Robbie Savage;
"He is a player I would feel every club manager would like. I think he could do a job. I have not asked Birmingham City about him but Steve Bruce says he is not for sale."
How daft do you think we really are Sparky? Steve McClaren doesn't want him at the Boro because he's a "Bloody Rubbish!" player. And If you haven't talked to Birmingham but you have talked to Steve Bruce, then Brucey must have been sacked but not told yet and that's something that only happens at your "Bloody Rubbish!" club, isn't it, you load of Welsh "Bloody Rubbish!"
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Jason Dodd;
"We keep on saying that we are better than our position in the table and it will improve but it hasn't.''
There's far too much "Bloody Rubbish!" coming out of Southampton at at the moment. How can you can be better than your league position? You're not because you're a "Bloody Rubbish!" club who play "Bloody Rubbish!" football and sack your manager every couple of weeks. Mind you, they were all "Bloody Rubbish!" as well.
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Former "Bloody Rubbish!" England manager Kevin Keegan on the subject of racial abuse again;
"Emile Heskey got a lot of abuse from a section of fans that day and we eventually managed to get the people responsible thrown out of the ground."
He reckons that Heskey was being racially abused. "Bloody Rubbish!" He was being abused by his own fans for putting in a "Bloody Rubbish!" performance but what do you expect from a "Bloody Rubbish!" striker like Heskey and a "Bloody Rubbish!" manager like Keegan? "Bloody Rubbish!" the lot of 'em and they're not fit to run a "Bloody Rubbish!" Sunday league team!
More "Bloody Rubbish!" by Harry Haverton coming your way next weekend.
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