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ERIKSSON - A "BLOODY RUBBISH!" SPECIAL
He can't do the job to save his life because he's the most "Bloody Rubbish!" England manager we've ever had;
"We used two new faces who I had never talked to before in all my life. I know them better today than I did four days ago. I saw them practising and talked to them and they were two very good boys who worked very, very hard."
What a "Bloody Rubbish!" way to run an international football team. 'Oh, there's a couple of lads having a kick about over there. They look like the sporty type. Let's give them a game.'
Eriksson, I have to tell you this mate and please don't take offence. "You are a "Bloody Rubbish!" England manager and the sooner you go back to Sweden and its windmills, the better." Load of "Bloody Rubbish!" if ever I saw one.
And on he drones in his monologue German accent;
"We have tried many different types of formations but we did something new which I think was interesting to see."
"Bloody Rubbish!" man! If you call that load of "Bloody Rubbish!" that I watched interesting, then your concentration threshold must be a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" I'll tell you what will be interesting though. When that "Bloody Rubbish!" galloping continental picks up his pennies and cards and goes back to his log cabin and mixed saunas in Scandinavia. I'm sure he's a nice guy but what a "Bloody Rubbish!" manager!
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"If I have some doubts I take the senior players to my room and discuss it with them. That is something I've been doing for four years."
He's been trying to sort his doubts out for four years! What a "Bloody Rubbish!" leader he is. Leaders are supposed to have no doubts at all. Great leaders like George Hardwick wouldn't have taken younger players to their room when they were feeling a bit insecure. Sven, it's time for you to go son because you are the biggest load of "Bloody Rubbish!" that this country has ever had for a football manager.
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"For a friendly I thought it was good quality, we learn every time we play."
What we learn every time England play is that we have a "Bloody Rubbish!" manager who doesn't seem to have a clue what he is doing. And he must have a "Bloody Rubbish!" idea of quality because the match on Wednesday was just "Bloody Rubbish!" really.
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"It's important we had the right players, we have the players to play in that system."
What system? We didn't have a system. Probably because our "Bloody Rubbish!" manager didn't have a clue who half the players were. We're a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" with this gadgie in charge. We need a new manager because the one we have is total "Bloody Rubbish!"
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"...something inside me was saying 'I don't want to see him as a left back'..."
And something inside me was saying 'you are a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" and I wish you'd ship off back to where you came from...
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"It was important that we performed better than our display in Spain."
It's important that we stop messing about with "Bloody Rubbish!" systems that nobody understands, especially our "Bloody Rubbish!" Swedish manager, and get on with playing to our strengths because we are a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" right now and if I was the manager, I'd do us all a favour and quit for being a load of "Bloody Rubbish!"
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But look who is waiting in the wings...
"It would be very nice and I'd love the chance. I'm just flattered I've been mentioned as a possible candidate."
"Bloody Rubbish!" man. Possible candidate? Possible load of "Bloody Rubbish!" is nearer to the mark. Bring back Terry Venables for a short term because we need to make the England team English again. Right now, it's just a load of old continental "Bloody Rubbish!"
More "Bloody Rubbish!" by Harry Haverton coming your way next weekend.
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