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"BLOODY RUBBISH!" FROM THE TABLOIDS 12-3-05
Alan Smith was due to go back to Leeds to take part in Lucas Radebe's testimonial on May 2. But the plan was scotched because of 'security concerns'. David Share, the chairman of the committee organising the testimonial said;
"Alan Smith would love to play but it would not be prudent so soon after him moving from Leeds to Manchester United to have him involved. He (Smith) is very disappointed and I would imagine the vast majority of Leeds supporters are disappointed too."
That's complete "Bloody Rubbish!" about security being the reason for the plan not going ahead. The real reasons are that if Smith did show up at the Second Division ground, he would show up Leeds United for being the load of "Bloody Rubbish!" that they really are. Also, the born and bred Leeds lad stated that he would come back when they are in the Premiership again. And with "Bloody Rubbish!" loyalty like that, who needs foreigners, eh. Kiss the badge? Kiss my big fat behind more like because you're a load of "Bloody Rubbish!"
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Carlos Queer, the Manchester United number two was bleating on about a direct link between English club's lack of success in Europe and the absence of a winter break;
"Everybody agrees that the players need a break during the winter - the reality is there."
This is one mighty "Bloody Rubbish!" excuse for getting knocked out of Europe. We didn't have a winter break when Liverpool, Forest and Villa were winning the European Cup and it didn't seem to effect Chelsea the other night. The problem is here is that these lazy foreigners who come over here and take our jobs are too used to long siestas and going on holiday for months on end. Hey Carlos, if you can't handle the workload, then ship off back to your own "Bloody Rubbish!" country mate because football is the only thing that's good about December. It sure would be be a "Bloody Rubbish!" month without it.
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Sven Goran Eriksson yesterday expressed delight that England's tour of America had finally been confirmed. He said;
"Playing the USA in their own country is a big test."
Well it's a big test for you pal because you've managed to drag our once proud national side down to gutter level and they're a right old load of "Bloody Rubbish!" now. Do us a favour Sven. Don't bother coming back from the States and we'll get Steve Bruce to run the England team instead. I know he's a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" as well but Eriksson is even more "Bloody Rubbish!" and it's time for him to go back to Norway or wherever he came from.
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Martin O'Neill was linked with the Manchester City job this week;
"Why would you ask me about this job at this stage of the season when you know we have some important games coming up?"
That would be because the press in this country are a complete load of "Bloody Rubbish!" and every time a manager's job comes up, Martin O'Neill's name is there, at the top of the list. Some call it lazy journalism. I say it's just a load of old "Bloody Rubbish!" really.
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Olympiacos coach Dusan Bajevic has a unique way of managing his team;
"In the second half, I asked my players not to do anything more or to fight any harder because I did not want them to lose their strength in view of the game that we have to play on Sunday."
What a "Bloody Rubbish!" way to manage a football team. Alright lads, we're getting beat, so don't try because we have another match in a few days. "Bloody Rubbish!" management that and I'm not surprised that you got a stuffing off that load of "Bloody Rubbish!" up the road.
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And staying with the Greeks, apparently, Stelios Giannakopoulos has inspired Bolton with stirring tales of Greek legends - and let his team-mates touch his own Holy Grail, his Euro 2004 Winners medal;
"A lot of people don't like the football we play at Bolton. But it brought us a medal with Greece. We don't care about modern football and being beautiful. We like to be ugly and get the results."
"Bloody Rubbish!" man. How did Bolton's awful style of play win the Euros for Greece? I thought they had a German manager and not that "Bloody Rubbish!" lump of lard Allardyce in charge of them? I'm not surprised that computers are taking over from newspapers when you look at some of the "Bloody Rubbish!" that they print.
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And finally, Martin Jol is preparing to quit Tottenham after pulling out of a £625,000 deal to buy a family house in Essex. The Spurs boss withdrew without warning on Thursday, when his wife Simone told the stunned vendor they were leaving the country. Allegedly.
What a "Bloody Rubbish!" way to behave Martin. After all those denials about shipping off back to Holland. It's a shame for the Spurs fans because if they have to keep changing their manager twice a season, they'll end up being a "Bloody Rubbish!" club. But there must be a reason why nobody stays there for too long...
More "Bloody Rubbish!" by Harry Haverton coming your way next weekend.
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