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"BLOODY RUBBISH!" FROM THE MIRROR 9-4-05
What a "Bloody Rubbish!" club Portsmouth are turning into. After a glorious promotion under Harry Redknapp, the future looked bright. Not any more though, I'm afraid...
Here's some quotes from The Daily Mirror;
New Portsmouth boss Alain Perrin has vowed to save the club from relegation - but knows nothing about tomorrow's opponents Charlton.
What a "Bloody Rubbish!" way to run a Premier league football club! Appoint a manager who knows nothing about the other teams in the league. Apparently, Southampton rejected Perrin twice in the recent past. Presumably for being a "Bloody Rubbish!" manager.
Perrin, already known as Reggie on the south-coast, said yesterday;
"I know nothing at all about Charlton but there are plenty of people here who do and it is my job right now to inspire the players."
What a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" man! How on earth can you inspire your new team to victory when you haven't even heard of the opposition? I reckon you'll be inspiring them to relegation when the players realise what a complete "Bloody Rubbish!" appointment the chairman has made.
Perrin will be supported by former Spurs and Luton chief David Pleat. Mandaric said;
"David has been in the game for a long time. I have respect for him. He has been at a small club and a big club, he knows everyone here so I could not find a better man to help us."
Pleat admitted yesterday;
"I won't be here that much, if at all. I'll obviously try to be at a few games but mainly I'll be available on the end of a phone. At arm's length, if you like."
This is becoming even more "Bloody Rubbish!" by the minute. Don't worry that our new "Bloody Rubbish!" manager doesn't know a thing about English football. We've got a new "Bloody Rubbish!" assistant to help him out, even though he won't be coming to the ground and will only be going to a match if he feels like it. Total "Bloody Rubbish!" this is and a surefire recipe for relegation if ever I saw it.
At least Perrin seems able to speak the language;
"I have the English mentality and am looking forward to passing on my experience and enthusiasm here. I'm pleased to come to Portsmouth but I don't want to change anything."
Listen matey. Having a bacon sandwich for breakfast does not give you the English mentality so you're talking a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" really. I don't want to change anything? Well I would if I were you because your new team has lost eight out of the last ten. 'We're a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" we are but I'm not going to change anything! What a "Bloody Rubbish!" way to manage a football club!
But the last word goes to the chairman who has now employed seven managers in six years. He said;
"In the two interviews I had with Alain, I was impressed by his knowledge, enthusiasm and record.
But his knowledge is a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" because he doesn't even know who Charlton Athletic are! It's The Championship for you lot next season because your new manager is a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" and the tea lady probably knows more about English football. "Bloody Rubbish!" if ever I heard it.
And finally...
KIERON DYER lined up for Toon on Thursday night after his punch-up with Lee Bowyer - wearing a blue anti-bullying wristband.
What a load of "Bloody Rubbish!" this is. Ooh Lee, you big bully, you wouldn't pass the ball to me so I'm going to tell on you! Ouch! Sir, sir, the big bully hit me. Get away with you, you big soft load of "Bloody Rubbish!" and get a grip.
I hope that Souey banged both their heads together after last Saturday because they're both a load of "Bloody Rubbish!". And so are the Toon Army for giving that load of "Bloody Rubbish!" Bowyer a round of applause on Thursday night.
It would never have happened at The Boro, I can tell you!
More "Bloody Rubbish!" by Harry Haverton coming your way next weekend.
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