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MIDDLESBROUGH v CHARLTON
TALE OF THE TAPE
IAN BARKER
Schwarzer v Andersen
The six foot five Aussie has height advantage against the six foot two
Dane. The Danish love their bacon, and so does Mark. Expect Anderson to
be eaten alive by the Aussie. Andersen makes his own brown sauce as a
result, in the first.
Schwarzer 8pts Andersen 7pts
Quedrue v Young
The French Franc is no more. But our French Franck just looks a billion
Euro's. And against Luke Foo Young, of Chinese origin, he will be
"taken away" by Teesside's Ambulance delivery service. No delivery
charge within Boro, outside Middlesbrough is 2 extra. Second round
KO.
Quedrue 7pts Young 6pts
Ugo v Hreidarsson
Happy anniversary, as Ugo is set to make his 350th bout in the
Premiership. And against Hernan "The monster", it'll be a tricky
affair. But Ugo's got a tough nut, and will mash The Monster's face
with a quick one-two in the 9th.
Ugo 8pts Hreidarsson 7pts
Southgate v Perry
Southgate likes shopping (so his missus tells us). Often seen in
Morrisons, Harrogate doing his shopping apparently. Expect no one to
come too Perry's Aid, as Southgate shows him that he's off his trolley.
An express check out as a result for Gareth in the sixth.
Southgate 8pts Perry 7pts
Riezeger v Powell
Reizeger stuns the Boro fans by coming out fighting against his
critics. Powell has been there and done it. Don't know what will happen
here but seeing as though Charlton have yet to win a bout, I'll give
them this in the fifth.
Riezeger 5pts Powell 7pts
Downing v Rommedahl
The grandson of the World War Two general will meet his own desert rat.
Stewey continues his return to form and inflicts his own El Alamein on
the Dane. A Stewey knock out in the Third Reich.
Downing 7pts Rommedahl 6pts
Boateng v Murphy and Thomas
As Charlton will be playing five across the middle, the Boat has to
leather two players. He'll have his work cut out trying to knockout
the balding scouser but Thomas, the former Gunner has got no shot in
him. Poor lad. No double team will ever get through George. A point's
decision.
Boateng 8pts Murphy & Thomas 8pts
Parlour v Smertin
"Smirking" Smertin. No wonder he is happy. Chelsea pay his wages! But
expect Ray to wage his own battle, and fight for that purse his ex
missus wants! (I couldn't resist again). Smertin to edge it by a fiver,
in the eighth.
Parlour 7pts Smertin 8pts
Morrison v Kishishev
Jim Morrison will be showing the door to Kishishev. A no-nonsense
display by the young contender which will have the Russian ran ragged!
A points decision again.
Morrison 7pts Kishishev 7pts
Viduka v Bent
Battle Royal! The Duke against Darren "I am not" Bent. Both have been
in fine fettle of late. Hard to choose between, but I think experience
has the edge here. Viduka to whip out his bazooka, and show Darren he's
not queer in the tenth!
Viduka 9pts Bent 8pts
JFH v No Challenger
No contest for Jimmy at all! Piece of piss.
Jimmy 7pts No challenger 0pts
Total score;
Boro 81pts Charlton 71pts
There will be goals in this game. Boro to win 4-2
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