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BORO v MAN UNITED - TALE OF THE TAPE
Ian Barker
Schwarzer v Van Der Sar
Rag doll Sally has been busier than he expected after he signed for
the red side. Schwarzer on the other hand is always busy. Both great
athletic shot stoppers. Schwarzer is out to prove that he made the
right
choice by sticking with the Boro. Split decision.
Schwarzer 8pts VDS 8pts
Quedrue v Silvestre
Frank is back and is out to prove that this is his spot for good. The
Frenchmen go head to head in a civil war, in which Funtime shows his
fellow countryman that last week's goal was no fluke. Funtime Frank has a good
record against Man U and watch this continue as he does Silvestre with
two nutmegs and a head butt to boot. Frank in eight.
Quedrue 7pts Silvestre 6pts
Riggott v Ferdinand
Rio's still getting the piss taken out of him for turning up for
training on his day off. Not the brightest star in the sky is he?
And what about his recent haircut as well! Imagine him and Abel in the same
side? PMSL! Any way Riggot's really coming to form nicely and Rio? Well
in my opinion, he is nowhere near good enough to be England's first
choice
centre back. Let's see how classy we know Riggott can be.......close
call.
Riggott 7pts Ferdinand 7pts
Pogatetz v Brown
Jesus, what the hell is happening at Man U? Have you seen the haircut
"Duracel" is sporting? Now that's worse than Abel's and Rio's......
without a shadow of a doubt. This is another example of how Brown is
prone to making mistakes! Pogatetz on the other hand........??
Pogatetz 7pts Brown 7pts
Parnaby v Bardsley
Paul the Salford born local lad spent a season being a 'twerp! No
really
he did! Parnaby has had his moments, but that's all in the past. Both
good young lads out to prove they can hack it in the big time. Another
sit on the fence decision.
Parnaby 6pts Bardsley 6pts
Maccarone V Richardson
Whoa Massimo!........ Whoa Massimo versus No, Kieran
no!.................
No, Kieran no!.................! Both players have their moments.
Kieran's was at West Brom and Massimo's was at Siena. Let's see if they
can do for their own clubs. Massimo to win by a hair.
Maccarone 8pts Richardson 7pts
Boateng v Scholes
Shock, horror part 2. George was not his usual outstanding self against
West Ham. Let's hope he was saving himself for United. Watch Scholes
find out who is the real midfield general as George puts holes in
Scholes's armoury with a tough tackling display. George to win in the
final round.
Boatang 8pts Scoles 7pts
Rochemback v Smith
Dirty, Dirty, Dirty Leeds turncoat. How does Smith sleep at night? It's
an absolute disgrace. Enough to make any true fan that cares about
their
club shake their head in disbelief. Moving on.....Rochemback has been
taken out the firing line lately (you see what I did there?) and has
been down the shooting range to get his practice in. Let's hope his
sniper skills have improved and that the guy shoots down his duck at
the
Riverside.
Rochembak 7pts Smith 8pts
Mendieta v Park
Mendieta is now starting to come back to form! Bout bloody time! South
(Korean) Park is hard working and never stops. The former Purple Sanga
will be shocked to discover Mendy owns three dogs and they are over
4 years
old! This leaves Ji Sung feeling hungry and he loses his appetite for
the game feeling homesick. Mendi to win in the fifth.
Mendi 7pts Park 6pts
JFH v Rooney
Oh dear.............
JFH 6pts Rooney 9pts
Yakubu v RVN
Power and pace versus spawny Greg Rusedski look-alike goal hanger! My
money is on The Yak to do Ruud big style with a right hook in the ninth!
Yak 9pts RVN 8pts
Total score:
Boro 80pts - You Man U? 79pts
Boro to win 1-0
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