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CHEAT OF THE WEEK
Here it is, the very first Cheat Of The Week. Our panel of four have been locked for days in a secret location, mulling over this week's nominations and have now reached a decision.
The nominations this week were:
Didier Zokora of Tottenham for blatantly diving and conning the ref into awarding Spurs a penalty on Sunday afternoon in the game against Portsmouth.
Steven Taylor of Newcastle. Be a man, you big Jessie. Don't pretend that the ball hit you in the abdomen, when the world and his wife can see it hit you on the arm. Have the balls to stand up and own up to what you did. You are a disgrace to your club.
Arsene Wenger: Compare and contrast Wenger with Ian Dowie. Dowie's team were denied an obvious penalty but Dowie had the class to say that 'It's one of those decisions - it's a mistake and we all make mistakes'. Wenger on the other hand says that he 'didn't see it'. Come on Arsene, you disingenuous twat, do you really think that we are all idiots? How can you expect your players to respect the spirit of the game, (not to mention the laws) when you are prepared to lie so blatantly? You should be ashamed of yourself.
And so to the panel...
Graham Frankland:
It has to be Didier Zokora for his blatant dive to win his team a totally undeserved penalty kick which ultimately won them the game. Even players like Frank Lampard have come out and indicated their disdain at what he did. That says it all to me. So its Zokora who gets my vote.
Jeff Winter:
Difficult decision. Arsene - ten years in the job and still blind as a fucking bat. He should have been a referee.
Steven " Dying Swan" Taylor should be on Eldorada.
However the winner and recipient of the bullet from the sniper in row 25 is Zokora. He should be banned from the pool in Bannatynes, it says no diving, it also says no petting, but his manager probably is petting him up after declaring that his player lost his balance. Bollocks. Cheating twat should be banned for a month to send a message out to everyone else.
Simon Dixon:
Didier Zokora gets my nomination this week, for that disgusting dive. He has embarrassed himself and his club. No doubt he doesn't give a shit though because his actions led to Spurs getting all three points, and he will have received his 'win' bonus.
The FA should have scope to deal with cheats like him after the fact. A six match ban and hefty fine might be a start. The game will never stamp out cheating like this as long as the incentives for cheating far outweigh the disincentives.
Steve Goldby:
You just have to feel for Pedro Mendes really. First he gets whacked by that thug Ben Thatcher and then he gets cheated by Zakora. I'm quite disappointed by the reaction of some of the media to this incident. "He APPEARED to dive" is the choice of phrase on the channels that I have been watching.
He didn't APPEAR to dive at all. He dived, cheated, conned the ref, call it what you want but don't skirt the issue. Maybe some sections of the media are scared of being sued or are trying to be politically correct? Well behaving in that manner won't solve anything so my final word is to Martin Jol who claims that his player may have lost his balance is this.
Get fucking lost! You're as bad as your dirty cheating player for trying to cover it up and you insult the intelligence of all football supporters by thinking they will believe the shit you come out with. Zakoro dived and is a cheat and you can sue me for that, if you dare.
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