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CHEAT OF THE WEEK 24-10-06
There were plenty of potential Cheats of the Week for the panel to choose from this week and a decision has now reached.
This week's nominations were:
Javier Masscherano - Doing everything he can to overturn the misconception that Argentinians are divers and cheats. Went down quicker than a Bigg Market slapper.
Jermaine Defoe - Clearly decided finally to do something about delivering one toothless performance after another at White Hart Lane.
Martin Jol - "He was nibbling his arm - there will be no mark," said Jol. "It's part of the game. He wanted to show his frustration in a nice, comical way." Is Jol really the stupidest man in the UK...?
Andy Johnson - Part of Everton's gruesome twosome of cheats, along with Beattie. Lost control of the ball as he entered the penalty area - so clearly left with no option other than to dive and "earn" a penalty. No option that is, unless you're a man with a bit of self-respect.
Peter Crouch - A whisker away from seriously hurting Van Der Sar. You had no chance of winning the ball so why try to take out a fellow pro, you lanky streak of piss.
And so to the panel...
Graham Frankland:
My award for "cheat of the week" this week has to go to Javier Masscherano for doing his impression of Steve Irwin being attacked by a Great White!! Come on Javier, even Martin Jol referred to it as a "comical nibble" so why roll around holding your arm as if it was about to fall off, and to add even more comical effect wail like the big girl you obviously are. This is England......... get used to it!!!
Dave Easson
Seeing as Andy Johnson's in the list, I have to choose him.
This guy's made a living out throwing himself over in the penalty area, going weaker at the knees than Kate Thornton talking to Simon Cowell (and probably wetting himself like Kate does every week as well). I can't stand Everton and yes, I know I should get out more...!
BTW, Peter Crouch should be applauded. Why isn't van der Saar on this list for jumping ten feet into the air? There's nothing wrong with you, yer big Dutch nancy boy. It's a man's game, and I wish the rest of the bloody side had showed that much fight from the start.
Dave Easson - Unhappy Bunny, Liverpool.
Jeff Winter:
My God - where do we start? The game is becoming a laughing stock. Diving, cheating, elbowing, players not leaving the field when sent off and managers with the eyesight of a blind man. You could have included the obnoxious Bolton Wanderers team as well. It made my fucking weekend when Mike Dean stuck a red up Nobby Nolan's nose. They argue for England and any other country "Honest Sam" can get his players from.
I wish our lass would go down as often as Andy Johnson. I would be drier than the Newcastle cleaning ladies trophy polishing rag.
But award for Cheat/Prat of the week goes to Jol who is quickly becoming as blind as Wenger. Does he think we are all stupid? A bite is a nibble is a bit of fun!!!! Bollocks - its violent conduct and it's about time the wankers at the FA starting taking action.
Simon Dixon:
Martin Jol deserves serious consideration. Two weeks ago he was defending Zokora's dive (Winner of Cheat of the Week 1) and now he's back ridiculously trying to defending another idiot from his team. If he's the 'man' in charge then no wonder there's a discipline problem at Spurs.
The winner has to be Defoe though. More petulant toddler than Tyson vs Holyfield. Not content with looking a total arsehole on the pitch, he decides to repeat the feat in the press: "I reacted in a bit of a mischievous way - my character is a little like that at times " You stupid prick...
Steve Goldby:
This is such a huge irony this one. I'm pretty disgusted by what Defoe did and I want to mention his agent, Sky Andrews who came out with the biggest load of rubbish on Sky TV yesterday whilst trying to defend his man. He only just stopped short of saying that biting an opponent is OK if your previous conduct record is fairly clean.
But the victim gets my vote because of his reaction to the incident. Funny how he didn't fell any pain until he saw what Defoe had done. Masscherano is clearly an extremely talented player who will lose respect for play-acting. It's not on and no-one is fooled. You're a cheat, plain and simple as that!
And so this week we have a winner by one vote - Javier Masscherano, closely followed by Andy Johnson, Martin Jol and Jermain Defoe.
Well done Javier. Enjoy your award!
Until next week.
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