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CHEAT OF THE WEEK 9-11-06
It's that time of the week again where our panel gets together to decide who was the biggest cheat of the previous week...
This week's nominations were:
Arsene Wenger: Shake the Man's Hand you Big Baby. We can excuse the initial handbags with Pardew as passion and commitment but at least then have the class to shake his hand at the end of the match.
The whole Chelsea team and the whole Barcelona team: Where to start...? Diving, cheating, bad behaviour, poor sportsmanship, gamesmanship, the list goes on...
Wayne Rooney: A blatant dive - he wasn't touched - should never have been a penalty.
The coin throwers: Absoulte twats!
And so to the panel...
Graham Frankland:
If there was to be a "Cheat of the Season" then the participants in the Barcelona v Chelsea game would win it hands down so they obviously get my vote for this week's "Cheat of the Week".
The sickening sight of supposedly top class players acting like children and diving around as if they were playing the game on a bouncy castle left a sour taste in my mouth and added to my disillusionment of all things football at the moment.
If I had to single out one player for particular abuse it would have to be Didier Dogbreath. He went down at every opportunity and held virtually every part of his anantomy at some point as if he had been floored by Mike Tyson. This was done in a way designed to get his opponents into trouble or to win free kicks that he simply did not deserve ie. Cheating Bastard!!
This was meant to be a showcase for all things good in the modern game. Sadly it was the complete opposite........... unless of course you're ITV's Steve Ryder who was drooling like a little kid with an ice cream at the end of the game describing the events as "A fantastic end to a fantastic game on a fantastic night for football" Was he really being serious?? I sincerely hope not.
Dave Easson:
Coin throwers please.
No place in any game for this and if the police can't work out which Bluenose it was at Fulham, lock all the bastards up. They won't be missed. (although you do have to praise them for their accuracy - medal hopes at the 2012 Olympics seem in safe hands).
These are the same Evertonians who managed to lash a mobile at Mark Schwarzer (taking the sim card out first! cheeky scamps)
Here endeth the lesson. There's a weekly theme emerging here isn't there? Keep putting Everton in, I enjoy it. It's quite cathartic.
Jeff Winter:
I've just been to Barcelona for a couple of days. What a beautiful city, not tarnished by the players of their home team and Chelsea.
I am sick and fucking tired of football as the game is a cancer of sporting morals. Managers fighting - fuck off Wenger, our lass could have you. The French can't fight. Pardew should have twatted him.
Graham Poll's alleged comments were right, Chelsea are a law until themselves, bad losers and divers with the morals of a Union Street prossy.
Rooney has caught on that diving is the thing to do - someone less our lass know.
The coin throwers, well what do you expect, the behaviour of the players, managers etc is really setting a example isn't it.
I wish I could find something to do with my time, my do we love football!!!!
The game is a disgrace, Boro are shite and I want to smack Mourinhio. See a responsible grown up man going back to his youth.
What are the F A doing about it? F.A (Fuck all)
My winner of the week - Chelsea, 'cos I hate Mourinhio. By the way, just put me down for that obnoxious twat every week, I am sure I wont be far away from the mark.
Simon Dixon:
Nice to see Arsene on this week's list. I think his nomination is a bit harsh though, as Arsene has come out and said that he couldn't see Pardew's hand from where he was standing.
My vote goes to the 'stars' of last Tuesday's debacle. About half a dozen prime candidates spring to mind but impossible to split them in my book. A bunch of overpaid prima-donnas who did their best to kill the match. Is this what anyone wants to see in top-class matches like this?
Steve Goldby:
I just can't fathom for the life of me how Mourinho can come out and say that Barcelona were diving and cheating when Drogba was clearly the worst culprit on the night. This guy is a prime athlete with more talent in one foot than a lot of other Premiership players could ever dream of having but he may as well be a donkey on Southend beach as he negates his talent by cheating, constantly. What a shame his manager doesn't take him to task instead of backing him up when he's obviously in the wrong.
And so this week's winner is the whole Barcelona and Chelsea teams for giving us a spectacle that basically gave the game a bad name. Special mention to Dider Drogba. We hope you come up against the Boro again soon.
Until next week.
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