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CHEAT OF THE WEEK 24-11-06
It's that time of the week again where our panel gets together to decide who was the biggest cheat of the previous week.
Here's this week's nominations. Unfortunately there were no Bolton players worthy of mention this week...
James Harris - Accrington Stanley was sent off for allegedly spitting at Pools captain Michael Nelson in Saturday's match. Well that's what the BBC said. Don't you just love that word 'allegedly'. Well in our book he's allegedly a dirty bastard who should be booted out of the game. Allegedly.
Hossam Ghaly - That was some elbow on Michael Gray and how Martin Jol can protest about it, as he did to referee Phil Dowd is beyond comprehension.
Tugay - Same game - Blackburn v Spurs on Sunday but why on earth is it called a professional foul as it is anthing but professional in the opinion of this column.
And so to the panel...
Graham Frankland
In my opinion, spitting is the dirtiest deed that can ever be committed on a football field especially when it is done with venom and anger aimed at another human being. I say "another" but that means accepting the perpetrator as actually being one himself which is very difficult in the circumstances.
Being spat at is enough to turn the most placid of people into raging psychopaths seeking revenge but I for one could not blame them in the slightest. So James Harris, you should hang your head in shame and in the words of a Catherine Tate character you are a "Diiiiiiiiiirrrrty Bastard!!"
Dave Easson:
James Harris was spitting at the floor apparently. It just so happened that Michael Nelson was lying on it.
What a rotter!
Good to see the police also read this column: Barrow's James Cotterill has been arrested!
Next week I'm guessing all the cheats on the shortlist will come from Sunday's Man United v Chelsea game. It should be very easy!
Jeff Winter:
Well last week in the world of political correctness a slip of the tongue by myself upset some people. Well I apologise for any improper comments, but not for castigating some of the scum who are posing as footballers, taking the fan's money by the boatload and killing the image of the game.
It seems that our favourite son of Bolton must have been giving lessons to the piece of filth (allegedly) who plies his trade for Accrington Stanley. In my earlier days in the Northern league a player found guilty of spiting was banned from the league sine die - basically for good - and that was the right course of action. Spitting is the lowest of the low.
With aids etc and the safety issues apparent, no blood on shirts, showers instead of communal baths etc, what will the governing bodies do. Well I reckon a three match ban. Great - it leaves a dirty taste in the mouth which is exactly where Harriss's flem should have stayed. I hope that Micky Nelson takes legal action against him, but he won't and that is why pieces of scum like him continue to get away with it (allegedly).
Star of the week should be Nelson though. How he didn't punch, kick or headbutt the living daylights out of Harris I don't know. Oh mispent youth, "You're going to get your FXXXXXG heads kicked in!"
Jeff the Ref (Allegedly)
Steve Goldby:
It just has to be James Harris this week for his despicable behaviour in the match against Hartlepool. I want to see him made an example of but this would be difficult as the FA have already set precedents as this is not the first time this has happened in the game.
What would be nice is if manager's cease to defend player's who commit this sort of offence. I'd love it if one of them came out one day and slated their man but once again, it won't happen. Ten points for the first manager to have the balls to do it!
And so this week's winner is James Harris of Accrington Stanley, our first ever League Two winner. What goes around, comes around.
Until next week.
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