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VILLAIN OF THE WEEK 7-5-08
Peter Owen
Welcome to Villain of the Week - the most upfront feature the face of football has ever eyed. It promotes honesty and relegates villains - and has no match.
There were no letters received this week so let's move on to this week's nominations:
Paul Stalteri - Fulham
Those who invent contact and take a dive are conniving prats!
Wes Brown - Manchester United
When Bobby Zamora challenged you for the ball in the box you palmed it to safety with the full of your hand, which was raised as well.
Nani – Manchester United
You stand disgraced for a clear head butt on Lucas Neill but your cowardly antics afterwards showed you never even had the balls to stand up and be counted.
And so over to the panel:
Jeff Winter
The winner is Nani. Unfortunately for him, the eagle-eyed assistant had seen it all otherwise he might have got away with it and even got Lucas Neill sent off as well.
This occurred two days after the hapless refs' boss Keith Hackett announced that diving is no longer a problem in the Premier League. He may be correct in saying that it is not as prevalent but occasions such as this prove that cheating has not gone away.
Graham Frankland
It has to be Nani for his hilarious attempt to con the officials into thinking that he had been head butted by Lucas Neill rather than the other way round.
As if head butting a fellow player wasn't bad enough to warrant this week's award, he then proceeded to win it hands down by his cowardly act of holding his head and rolling around like a little girl as if he was the offended. Disgraceful behaviour for which he is rightly rewarded with this week's "Villain of the Week".
Peter's analysis:
This feature has villains seated inside its archives who have on occasions not given
one single eye of respect for either the beautiful game, or to the repercussions of
their actions, which overspill into society such is the influence of football.
Nani could well have triggered off a mass brawl had that game been a more
passionate encounter - as we have seen on many occasions down the years.
Then it is the referee who picks up the jokers because they are then left trying to
restore the peace almost single handedly due to Nut Heads like Nani.
If what is alleged against the Sunderland Riot Police bares truth, it then highlights
the grotesque nature that so disgustingly divides totally innocent fans and players
like Nani who should have been placed inside a police cage.
I could not believe my eyes when Wes Brown palmed the ball away with his hand
at such a height yet it went unseen. Ref Mike Riley may have let the day affect him.
When Stalteri of Fulham went down in the box against Birmingham, it was another
blatant dive to con the referee and all our divers are named after birds. Therefore,
Stalteri will be now be known as the Canadian Cocoa Thrush.
They should all be shown a card for starters and why not Red? Then we would see who wants
to chance their arm once they see a diver-come-walker on the tele.
If one turns their head away from football's realities like Mr Fake Hackett, then even
the most hardened minded refs are sooner or later going to say ”Balls to this” because
who the hell wants in on a system that only punishes you for making a mistake?
He is being paid to tackle the problems we have seen reoccurring many times this
season and when the final whistle blows, not one single positive tackle has gone in.
I would take the precaution of showing him the Gossamer exit door to safeguard a
ship that will always be at anchor whilst he is at the wheel. He is so lucky to have
a team of loyal refs who have withstood all the flak, which his neglect as caused.
Fancy that Rafael Benitez geezer accusing Drogba of diving of late as well!!
Then to top it all - that Chelsea guy goes down on his knees at the end of their win
over Liverpool and fires off a prayer in gibberish Russian to challenge King Kev for
the “Messiah’s Premiership Trophy”.
This feature is so very fortunate to have the likes of both Jeff Winter and Graham
Frankland - who I used to envy as refs - at its very heart. This is why it is the tops.
They have duly awarded our coveted “Villain of the Week” prize to Nani who uses the
wrong type of loaf when the going gets tough and stands disgraced to the future.
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VILLAIN OF THE WEEK
NAAN BREAD – NANI
MAN - UTD
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