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THE SUNDERLAND SALE
  
Some of the many faces of the Mackem manager
FOR SALE:
Sunderland TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4.99
Sunderland VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9.99
Sunderland BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Reid OUT", "Wilkinson OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15.00
"OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Bob Stokoe (Our Hero) attached. - £0.50 each.
Sunderland JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25.00
Sunderland C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Mick". Ideal for the pricks in the Stadium of Shite. - £0.75 for life-times supply (3).
Sunderland BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14.99
Sunderland 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Phil Babb' sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1.00 each
KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8.99
LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground in the country. A snip at just £25.00
Sunderland LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as worn by the players) £0.99 each
BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)
If you are a Sunderland fan and want to join in the banter, then please send in your Boro jokes. But be warned, we will be commenting on them...
Mick congratulates his skipper after getting knocked out of the play offs
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