FEED THE MAGS
With very special thanks to Martin Wilson and Andy Lee. Thanks to Paul Igbag for the Santa picture below.
This festive season as we watch our team climb to the top of the league, spare a little thought for the sad and neglected people of Newcastle who despite numerous attempts have yet to win a trophy or find shirts that adequately fit their fat bodies. This song goes out to all the barcodes out there who are destined for a life of disappointment.
MAG AID
It's Christmas time
The Mags are so afraid
It's Christmas time
They've not enough points from the games they've played
But in our Red and White world of plenty
Souness spreads a smile of joy
Throw your arms around a Mag
At Christmas time
But say a prayer
Pray for a black and white
At Christmas time, it's hard
When your team are playing shite
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of Geordie fear
Where the only water flowing
Is a whining fatboy's tears
And Woodgate's mobile ringing was the clanging chime of doom
Well tonight thank Fred it's them instead of you
And there won't be many points for them this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw
Where no pass ever goes
No flick or long ball flows
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
(Here's to us)
Champions league with Middlesbrough
(Here's to them)
Getting beat off Bolton
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Feed the Mags
Let them know Greggs makes them bloat
Feed The Mags
XL shirts are way too small
Feed The Mags
See you in Division One
Every £1 raised will help to support the thousands of single mothers around the city, until they leave school and can claim from the social.
