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NEWCASTLE AND SUNDERLAND SONGS
In the town, called Sunderland
There lived a man with a monkeeys heed
And they called him Peter Reid
He peels bananas with his feet
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet
Bananas with his feet
Bananas with his feet
(to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Thanks to Craig- HolgateEnd)
What shall we do with a drunken Geordie?
What shall we do with a drunken Geordie?
What shall we do with a drunken geordie?
Kick his fuckin' head in
Knack, Knack, Knack the bastard
Knack, knack, knack the bastard
(to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Thanks to Craig- HolgateEnd)
Hit 'im on the head
Hit 'im on the head
Hit 'im on the head with a baseball bat
Keegan, Keegan
(to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Thanks to Craig- HolgateEnd)
They even produce anti-Mag children's clothing these days
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin
Shepherd and Hall where having a ball
They said in the Sunday papers
The fans are shite, they're not too bright
The lasses have ugly faces
Oh what a terrible stench there is
In the boardroom at St James'
Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to see the skunks lose in Marseille
Bellamy's a cunt
Bowyer is a twat
Shepherd's shagging prostitutes
In a council flat
It really is a shame
It's really just not fair
The skunks have won fuck all again
And we've got silverware!
Oh, Jingle bells etc...
Theres a circus in the town
In the town
Kevin Keegan is a clown
Is a clown
Arthur Cox has got the fucking pox
and Newcastle are going down
Going down
Thanks to Jim from Brighton
Are you Sunderland
Are you Sunderland
Are you Sunderland in disguise?
Are you Sunderland in disguise?
Ex Arsenal player, Alan Mackem, who never played for Sunderland.
In your Sunderland slums
In your Sunderland slums
You piss on the carpet and shit in the bath
You finger your granny and think its a laugh
In your Sunderland slums
When you're feeling lonely
And when you're feeling sad
Just pop into the Holgate
And you won't feel so bad
Cos when you're in the Holgate
You'll hear the mighty roar
Fuck off you Geordie bastards
And dont come back no more!
Are you watchin Newcastle
Are you watchin Newcastle
Are you watchin
Are you watchin
Are you watchin Newcastle
Some of the Toon Army. Classy.
Ark now hear
The Boro sing, the Mackems ran away
And we will fight forever more
Because of derby day
If I die on Ayresome Street
There'll be 10 Geordie bastards at my feet
Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh what can it mean?
To a, sad mackem bastard
And a, shite football teeeaam!
(repeat!)
The board's latest idea to help mis-firing striker Bellamy score.
With Ayresome Park in my heart, keep me Boro
With Ayresome Park in my heart, I pray
With Ayresome Park in my heart, keep me Boro
Keep me Boro till my dying day
NO SURRENDER, NO SURRENDER, NO SURRENDER
to the Sun-der-land SCUM!!
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said
Who's that team they call the Boro
Who's that team we all adore
Cos they play in red and white
And they're fucking dynamite
And we'll support the Boro evermore
We hate Sunderland la la la la la
We hate Sunderland la la la la la la
Some more of the Toon Army. Very classy.
E-I-E-I-E-I-O Newcastle are shite you know
Robson is a wanker
Shepherd is a twat
When it comes to football
You'll win fuck all
What d'you think of that
We are the Boro
The cock of the north
We hate Newcastle
And Sunderland of course
We all drink whiskey
And Newcastle brown
Cos we are the Boro
and the Lads are in town
La la la we are the Boro...
Sir Bobby after pissing his pants again.
In your Sunderland slums
You're always looking for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Sunderland slums
Steve McClarens red and white army
We hate Sunderland
Steve McClarens red and white army
We hate Sunderland
Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkeys head
A fuckin' monkeys head
A fuckin' monkeys head
Some slums in Sunderland. Picture taken in 1993.
M F C...P R T
Teessiders we shall be
We fuckin' hate Newcastle
we hate Sun'land too
Leeds United fuck u too!
Build a Bonfire
Build a Bonfire
Put the Geordies on the top
Put the Mackems in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot
Bobby Robson stinks of piss
Stinks of piss
Stinks of piss
Bobby Robson stinks of piss
Poor old Bobby
Wears a nappy On His Arse
On his arse
On his arse
Wears a nappy on his Arse
Poor old Bobby
Newcastle v Sunderland at St James' Park a few years back.
We hate geordies
Oh we hate geordies
We hate geordies
Oh we hate geordies
We hate geordies
Oh we hate geordies
We are the geordie haters
Boro, Boro.........
Monkey Heid. Now getting paid a lot of money to screw up Coventry City.
There's only one Bobby Robson
There's only one Bobby Robson
With his walking stick
And his zimmerframe
Bobby Robson's pissed himself again
BACK TO LYRICS INDEX
A GUARANTEED PROFIT OF AT LEAST £45.50 ON SUNDERLAND v MANCHESTER CITY
After the excitement of Europe and the Carling Cup, the Premiership resumes this weekend and did you know that it is possible to win money on Sunday afternoon's clash between Sunderland and Manchester City, whatever the result?
The game kicks off at 3.00pm UK Time and we can guarantee you a profit of at least £45.50, whatever the result of the match. All you have to do is follow the simple instructions below and then sit back and enjoy the game. At full-time, you will be at least £45.50 better off, whatever the result of the match.
We must point out that if you want to take this bet, you should do it now because if the odds change, then the figures here will be invalidated. If they have changed, let us know and we will rework the bet for you.
You can still do this if you have a Betfair account but your overall profit will be reduced by £25.00 as you won't receive the £25.00 cashback as an existing account holder.
If you are unsure about this bet, you are most welcome to call us on 01642 223229 and we will help you as much as we can.
We're going to lay out a total of £67.00 on the Sunderland v Manchester City match and we will collect £112.94 if Manchester City win, £112.50 if Sunderland win and £112.75 if it is a draw. That's a minimum profit of 67%, a much higher interest rate than you will get in any high street bank.
Here's how it's done. Just follow these simple instructions.
1. Open an account with Coral. It is really important that you enter the bonus code of CORALTD when prompted. This is to ensure that you receive your bonus.
Open an account with Betfair. It is really important that you enter the promotional code of BFB425 when prompted. This is to ensure that you receive your bonus.
Open an account with Extrabet
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This shouldn't take you any longer than a few minutes.
2. Make the following deposits into your new accounts.
Deposit £17.00 into your new Coral account.
Deposit £25.00 into your new Betfair account.
Deposit £25.00 into your Extrabet account.
3. Now make the following bets.
Place £17.00 on the draw at 9/4 (3.25) with Coral.
Coral will now add a £10.00 bonus to your account. Place this on the draw as well. You will now have £27.00 riding on the draw.
Back Manchester City with £25.00 at 3.65 (or higher if available) with Betfair.
Place £25.00 on Sunderland at 2.25 (5/4) with Extrabet .
Extrabet match your first bet up to £25 so you will now have £50.00 riding on Sunderland.
The £25.00 matched bet will not show in your account but you can read all about how it works on the Extrabet site. It's the purple box that says '£25 FREE BET FOR NEW CUSTOMERS' on the top right hand side. Click here to visit the Extrabet site.
If you are unsure about placing these bets, please feel free to mail us or call us on 01642 223229 and we will talk you through it, no problem at all. There is no such thing as a stupid question.
You have temporarily laid out a total of £67.00 on the Sunderland v Manchester City match. I stress, temporarily... Now sit back, crack a beer open and enjoy the match.
4. Here's what happens at the end of the game. All winnings are paid out on the ninety minute result.
If it's a draw, you collect £112.75. That's £87.75 from Coral plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
If Manchester City win, you collect £112.94. That's £87.94 from Betfair plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
If Sunderland win, you collect £112.50. That's £87.50 from Extrabet plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
5. This means that the worst case scenario on the Sunderland v Manchester City match is Sunderland win and you make £45.50 profit. However, if Manchester City win you make £45.94 and if it's a draw you make £45.75. That's a minimum profit of 67%, a much better rate of interest that you would get at any high street bank or building society.
6. It is absolutely vital that you click on the links on this page to open the accounts with the two bookies and enter the correct bonus codes or you may not qualify for the bonuses.
Also, before you place your bets, you should check that the odds haven't changed. If they have, let us know by mail or phone us on 01642 223229 and we will rework the bet for you.
Please feel free to contact us or phone us on 01642 223229 if you have any questions at all about this bet and we will help you as much as we can.
Please note that the bonuses are valid for new customers only so if you already have an account with one or more of the bookies we are using, you won't be able to do this. If that is the case, mail us or phone us on 01642 223229 and we'll create an alternative bet for you using different bookies.
This method of betting was used very successfully during the 2006 World Cup and you can read all about how it was done right here.
We guarantee this bet
It's understandable that some people will not believe that it is possible to do this. "What's the catch?" I hear you asking. My answer to that question is that this is the fifth season that we have been publishing arbitrage bets and literally hundreds of people have profited from following the advice on these pages.
Only twice has our refund guarantee been triggered and that was when we did all the figures wrong and sent refunds out to those who had followed our advice and made a small loss.
Our refund guarantee works like this. If this bet doesn't work like we say it will and you end up out of pocket, we will refund your losses. Simple as that.
That means that you simply cannot lose on this, whatever happens and even if we messed up the numbers.
The only stipulation here is that you must click on the links on this page to be eligible for the refund guarantee, not that you'll be needing to claim anyway. Just enjoy the profit and stay posted for many more of these throughout the season.
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