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CLASSICS AND OLDIES
Six foot two,
Eyes are blue,
Stuey Boam is after you
lalalalalalalalala
Thanks to Craig (HolgateEnd)
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
Have you heard o' the North Bank Highbury?
Shanks said no,
I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Holgate Agrro,
T-T-Teessiders..................
Thanks to Craig (HolgateEnd)
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said
Who's that team they call the Boro
Who's that team we all adore
Cos they play in red and white
And they're fucking dynamite
And we'll support the Boro evermore
We're Boro, we're barmy
We're off our fucking heads
Leaving Ayresome Park for the last time...
And it's Middlesbrough
Middlesbrough FC
We're the finest team in football
The world has ever seen
Fuck all fuck all fuck all
That's what you pay for your tickets, fuck all
Bryan would often lead the chants on the terraces
You are my Boro
My only Boro
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never notice
How much I love you
Please don't take
My Boro away
The crowd gathers at Ayresome Park for pre season song practice
No I can't hear nothing over there
No I can't hear nothing over there
No I can't hear nothing, can't hear nothing
Can't hear nothing over there
Or there, or there, or there, or there
Red army, red army, red army, red army
Many songs were sung on the day Boro brought the cup home
Play in red and white
We're fucking dynamite
Boro are on their way
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
There's only one Geremi
Que sera sera
Boro Boro Boro
We're the Teessiders from the north east
We are the Ayresome reds
We all get pissed out our heads
We're the Teessiders from the north east
The home crowd at The Riverside
Feed the Rat feed the Rat
Feed the Rat and he will score
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day
Deep in my heart I do believe
We shall overcome some day
'Ello, 'ello, we are the 'Boro boys
'Ello, 'ello, we are the 'Boro boys
We're the Ayresome Angels and we never miss a match
We all follow the 'Boro
Ayresome
The Gianluca Festa chant
(Fans chant the theme tune to cult television series The Addams Family, with clapping rather than finger clicking, which goes something like this)
der der der der der der
der der der der der der
der der der der der der
der der der der der
derderderder
(clap clap)
derderderder
(clap, clap)
derderderder
derdererder
Ayresome
And it's Middlesbrough
Middlesbrough FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen
(to the tune of Hey Jude), la la la lalalalaa lalalalaa, Boro
BACK TO LYRICS INDEX
A GUARANTEED PROFIT OF AT LEAST £40.00 ON NOTTINGHAM FOREST v READING
Here we go again - the season is about to begin! And did you know that it is possible to win money on Sunday afternoon's Championship clash between Nottingham Forest and Reading, whatever the result?
The game kicks off at 1.15pm and we can guarantee you a profit of at least £40.00, whatever the result of the match. All you have to do is follow the simple instructions below and then sit back and enjoy the game. At full-time, you will be at least £40.00 better off, whatever the result of the match.
We must point out that if you want to take this bet, you should do it now because if the odds change, then the figures here will be invalidated. If they have changed, let us know and we will rework the bet for you.
You can still do this if you have a Betfair account but your overall profit will be reduced by £25.00 as you won't receive the £25.00 cashback as an existing account holder.
If you are unsure about this bet, you are most welcome to call us on 01642 223229 and we will help you as much as we can.
We're going to lay out a total of £89.00 on the Nottingham Forest v Reading match and we will collect £131.26 if Nottingham Forest win, £130.04 if Reading win and £129.00 if it's a draw. That's a minimum profit of 45%, a much higher interest rate than you will get in any high street bank.
Here's how it's done. Just follow these simple instructions.
1. Open an account with Coral. It is really important that you enter the bonus code of CORALTD when prompted. This is to ensure that you receive your bonus.
Open an account with Betfair. It is really important that you enter the promotional code of BFB425 when prompted. This is to ensure that you receive your bonus.
Open an account with Extrabet
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This shouldn't take you any longer than a few minutes.
2. Make the following deposits into your new accounts.
Deposit £22.00 into your new Coral account.
Deposit £42.00 into your new Betfair account.
Deposit £25.00 into your Extrabet account.
3. Now make the following bets.
Place £22.00 on the draw at 3.25 (9/4) with Coral.
Coral will now add a £10.00 bonus to your account. Place this on the draw as well. You will now have £32.00 riding on the draw.
Back Reading with £42.00 at 2.58 (or higher if available) with Betfair.
Place £25.00 on Nottingham Forest at 2.68 (13/8) with Extrabet .
Extrabet match your first bet up to £25 so you will now have £50.00 riding on Nottingham Forest.
The £25.00 matched bet will not show in your account but you can read all about how it works on the Extrabet site. It's the purple box that says '£25 FREE BET FOR NEW CUSTOMERS' on the top right hand side. Click here to visit the Extrabet site.
If you are unsure about placing these bets, please feel free to mail us or call us on 01642 223229 and we will talk you through it, no problem at all. There is no such thing as a stupid question.
You have temporarily laid out a total of £89.00 on the Nottingham Forest v Reading match. I stress, temporarily... Now sit back, crack a beer open and enjoy the match.
4. Here's what happens at the end of the game. All winnings are paid out on the ninety minute result.
If it's a draw, you collect £129.00. That's £104.00 from Coral plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
If Reading win, you collect £130.04. That's £105.04 from Betfair plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
If Nottingham Forest win you collect £131.26. That's £106.26 from Extrabet plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
5. This means that the worst case scenario on the Nottingham Forest v Reading match is it is a draw and you make £40.00 profit. However, if Reading win you make £41.04 and if Nottingham Forest win you make £42.26. That's a minimum profit of 45%, a much better rate of interest that you would get at any high street bank or building society.
6. It is absolutely vital that you click on the links on this page to open the accounts with the two bookies and enter the correct bonus codes or you may not qualify for the bonuses.
Also, before you place your bets, you should check that the odds haven't changed. If they have, let us know by mail or phone us on 01642 223229 and we will rework the bet for you.
Please feel free to contact us or phone us on 01642 223229 if you have any questions at all about this bet and we will help you as much as we can.
Please note that the bonuses are valid for new customers only so if you already have an account with one or more of the bookies we are using, you won't be able to do this. If that is the case, mail us or phone us on 01642 223229 and we'll create an alternative bet for you using different bookies.
This method of betting was used very successfully during the 2006 World Cup and you can read all about how it was done right here.
We guarantee this bet
It's understandable that some people will not believe that it is possible to do this. "What's the catch?" I hear you asking. My answer to that question is that we have been publishing arbitrage bets for four seasons now and literally hundreds of people have profited from following the advice on these pages.
Only twice has our refund guarantee been triggered and that was when we did all the figures wrong and sent refunds out to those who had followed our advice and made a small loss.
Our refund guarantee works like this. If this bet doesn't work like we say it will and you end up out of pocket, we will refund your losses. Simple as that.
That means that you simply cannot lose on this, whatever happens and even if we messed up the numbers.
The only stipulation here is that you must click on the links on this page to be eligible for the refund guarantee, not that you'll be needing to claim anyway. Just enjoy the profit and stay posted for many more of these throughout the season.
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