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ASHTON GATE SEPT. 1994
And a very warm welcome to the first flashback of 2005. I am writing this on a Virgin cross country train to Plymouth and it reminds me of a very interesting trip to Bristol in September 1994, when Bryan Robson was the Daddy.
So the tale of the tape was that we where flying under Robbo in his first season and looked certain to continue this against a lacklustre and poor Bristol City side. This was my first and so far only trip to Ashton Gate.
The day was planned well in advance and we had a good squad of twenty lads all ready to see the Boro win and if we had a few drinks and a laugh along the way so be it.
We all met up early at Darlo station on the Saturday of the game and I came prepared with a crate of Grolsch, which was bought from one of those booze cruise guys for a tenner. A bargain, I thought.
Then Deano decided that as we were going down into cider country, he would start on the white lighting and have a blow out! Needless to say he was the first one out of the game. Early doors for Deano but the rest of us were in fine form. We found a carridge and entertained our fellow travellers with our filthy jokes and tales of various sexual encounters that we felt we needed to share with everyone else within earshot.
Anyway as the train speeded through the country, the bloody toilet broke and the other one was miles down the other end of the train. So we took it in turns pissing into Dean's empty White Lighting bottle and then emptying it out of the window. All good fun until the train stopped at Leeds and someone had a accident and knocked the piss bottle all over the place. And it stunk!
This in turn started rounds of accusations and counter accusations, which in turn lead to a five man brawl on the train.
It was all to much for some of the lads who decided that they had had enough and realised we could be in big bother. So they left the main group, me included, and went down the other end of the train and ran straight into ten scumbag Leeds fans who had also been drinking. And it all went off again...
I was hammered and I couldn't tell where we were in the country as the banter and abuse carried on with Boro and Leeds each sharing witty banter and making threats to kick each others fucking heads in.
Around this time, the Grolsch was making me feel a bit queasy, so I did the decent thing and threw up on the table, much to the delight of my mates and the horror of the old dear sat over the other side.
To cut a long story short, it was a very drunk, ill and smelly young Jack that arrived at Ashton Gate and found the away end in fine form and voice. In fact the ground was nearly empty and the Bristol fans didn't seem interested at all.
We won with Johnny Hendrie on the wing who was now a centre forward scoring the only goal in a crap game which was livened up by the very nice pasties indeed.
So to the journey back and it wasn't going to be pretty. Most of the lads were still pissed and now had the excitement of a Boro victory to spur them on to even greater depths of human depravity.
And the drink was soon stocked up from an off licence where the poor guy didn't have a clue what had hit him when twenty Northerners burst into his shop and started messing about and just being generally pissed.
In fact, two of the lads tried to hide porn mags down each others trousers, thus starting a shoving match which in turn knocked the entire magazine rack over!
We got to the Bristol Temple Meads station with an hour's wait until our Darlo train arrived, so we started a quickfire drinking session in the station bar.
Someone decided that a game of dares would liven things up, so this ensued for the rest of the day and my dare was to walk out onto the crowded platform, drop my kegs and shout...
"I am homosexual and proud!"
I did it, enjoyed it and ran away and hid. I was lucky because some poor lad got the 'drink the pint of urine' challenge which no one wanted.
On the train back we met our Leeds friends again. They must have had Villa or someone that day and we started the Boro/Leeds friendly rivalry again. Leeds shouts of 'child molesters' and 'Yorkshire rejects' abounded as we responded with the Boro classic 'Where's ya kids?'
I think we ended up in the Arena when we got back to Boro and the party continued till the early hours. I pulled a stunner and had amazing sexual intercourse in several different positions with her all night. At least I think that's where I spent the night anyway...
Till next time
Take care and be good
Up the Boro
Jack
BACK TO FLASHBACKS INDEX
A GUARANTEED PROFIT OF AT LEAST £40.00 ON NOTTINGHAM FOREST v READING
Here we go again - the season is about to begin! And did you know that it is possible to win money on Sunday afternoon's Championship clash between Nottingham Forest and Reading, whatever the result?
The game kicks off at 1.15pm and we can guarantee you a profit of at least £40.00, whatever the result of the match. All you have to do is follow the simple instructions below and then sit back and enjoy the game. At full-time, you will be at least £40.00 better off, whatever the result of the match.
We must point out that if you want to take this bet, you should do it now because if the odds change, then the figures here will be invalidated. If they have changed, let us know and we will rework the bet for you.
You can still do this if you have a Betfair account but your overall profit will be reduced by £25.00 as you won't receive the £25.00 cashback as an existing account holder.
If you are unsure about this bet, you are most welcome to call us on 01642 223229 and we will help you as much as we can.
We're going to lay out a total of £89.00 on the Nottingham Forest v Reading match and we will collect £131.26 if Nottingham Forest win, £130.04 if Reading win and £129.00 if it's a draw. That's a minimum profit of 45%, a much higher interest rate than you will get in any high street bank.
Here's how it's done. Just follow these simple instructions.
1. Open an account with Coral. It is really important that you enter the bonus code of CORALTD when prompted. This is to ensure that you receive your bonus.
Open an account with Betfair. It is really important that you enter the promotional code of BFB425 when prompted. This is to ensure that you receive your bonus.
Open an account with Extrabet
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This shouldn't take you any longer than a few minutes.
2. Make the following deposits into your new accounts.
Deposit £22.00 into your new Coral account.
Deposit £42.00 into your new Betfair account.
Deposit £25.00 into your Extrabet account.
3. Now make the following bets.
Place £22.00 on the draw at 3.25 (9/4) with Coral.
Coral will now add a £10.00 bonus to your account. Place this on the draw as well. You will now have £32.00 riding on the draw.
Back Reading with £42.00 at 2.58 (or higher if available) with Betfair.
Place £25.00 on Nottingham Forest at 2.68 (13/8) with Extrabet .
Extrabet match your first bet up to £25 so you will now have £50.00 riding on Nottingham Forest.
The £25.00 matched bet will not show in your account but you can read all about how it works on the Extrabet site. It's the purple box that says '£25 FREE BET FOR NEW CUSTOMERS' on the top right hand side. Click here to visit the Extrabet site.
If you are unsure about placing these bets, please feel free to mail us or call us on 01642 223229 and we will talk you through it, no problem at all. There is no such thing as a stupid question.
You have temporarily laid out a total of £89.00 on the Nottingham Forest v Reading match. I stress, temporarily... Now sit back, crack a beer open and enjoy the match.
4. Here's what happens at the end of the game. All winnings are paid out on the ninety minute result.
If it's a draw, you collect £129.00. That's £104.00 from Coral plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
If Reading win, you collect £130.04. That's £105.04 from Betfair plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
If Nottingham Forest win you collect £131.26. That's £106.26 from Extrabet plus a £25.00 cashback from Betfair.
5. This means that the worst case scenario on the Nottingham Forest v Reading match is it is a draw and you make £40.00 profit. However, if Reading win you make £41.04 and if Nottingham Forest win you make £42.26. That's a minimum profit of 45%, a much better rate of interest that you would get at any high street bank or building society.
6. It is absolutely vital that you click on the links on this page to open the accounts with the two bookies and enter the correct bonus codes or you may not qualify for the bonuses.
Also, before you place your bets, you should check that the odds haven't changed. If they have, let us know by mail or phone us on 01642 223229 and we will rework the bet for you.
Please feel free to contact us or phone us on 01642 223229 if you have any questions at all about this bet and we will help you as much as we can.
Please note that the bonuses are valid for new customers only so if you already have an account with one or more of the bookies we are using, you won't be able to do this. If that is the case, mail us or phone us on 01642 223229 and we'll create an alternative bet for you using different bookies.
This method of betting was used very successfully during the 2006 World Cup and you can read all about how it was done right here.
We guarantee this bet
It's understandable that some people will not believe that it is possible to do this. "What's the catch?" I hear you asking. My answer to that question is that we have been publishing arbitrage bets for four seasons now and literally hundreds of people have profited from following the advice on these pages.
Only twice has our refund guarantee been triggered and that was when we did all the figures wrong and sent refunds out to those who had followed our advice and made a small loss.
Our refund guarantee works like this. If this bet doesn't work like we say it will and you end up out of pocket, we will refund your losses. Simple as that.
That means that you simply cannot lose on this, whatever happens and even if we messed up the numbers.
The only stipulation here is that you must click on the links on this page to be eligible for the refund guarantee, not that you'll be needing to claim anyway. Just enjoy the profit and stay posted for many more of these throughout the season.
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