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VILLAIN OF THE WEEK 20-8-08
Peter Owen
I expected the FA to come out fighting from the off this season.
I expected them to do simple things like telling the refs that any player who raises their boot, like Deco did on Sunday, is to be shown a red card without hesitation.
But low and behold, another potential leg breaker has been allowed to escape on day one.
Those who pick and choose when to bring camera evidence into play are just
a bunch of part-time discriminators. Off the ball and on the ball incidents are one and the
same to the fair minded person but this lot are simply part-time strawberry pickers.
The ref had a wonderful game but who would have expected the incident involving Deco to happen within
minutes of the FA’s “Respect” campaign finding its feet?
Sir Alex Ferguson believes that Chelsea's ageing squad may struggle to challenge his side
for major honours. I hope he’s not suggesting that they are going to travel to away games on
the back of a bus pass.
Rooney’s card for mouthing off was a Jeff Winter special. The ref never muttered a
single word when showing it as this is the only language prats like him understand.
So keep it up Rooney son, then you will be able to buy some more sun cream and
have another honeymoon break. But this time, it will be courtesy of the ref’s travel agents.
Jonas of Newcastle almost took a dive but then he twigged that no-one gets awarded
a penalty at the Theatre of Screams.
I think we shall see more badly timed tackles rather
than pre-meditated ones in the Premiership this season due to many players needing to adjust to the League’s pace.
If this “Respect” campaign could pick its own rules, it would definitely go for the one which
was the favourite of another top ref, Graham Frankland.
This was the rule that allowed the ref to move the ball forward after he had awarded a free kick should
anyone show even the slightest hint of dissent to his decision.
That was a winner because every wall used to be in fear of the ref’s every footstep.
The off-side law is utterly ridiculous for the officials to patrol now because it is a maze full
of holes and in heavy traffic, I defy anyone to be in sight of its make-up.
That is unless you happen to be that African Gray Parrot on Sky Television who knows every
answer to every incident ten minutes after the bastard things have taken place. His party line
is always the same perch: “We’ve got a game on now”.
If players are being paid tens of thousands of pounds a match, then surely the refs who share
that same arena should be paid accordingly given all the years of slog it takes to reach the ultimate stage.
I don’t know what they are paid but I do know that refs are in charge of the floor show that the watching world tunes into!
On another day Deco’s tackle on Diarra may well have finished the Portsmouth player’s
season there and then. This is why you must show red cards there and then.
Deco has joined the right club however, because Chelsea have had more hackers than
Microsoft. So he can reboot that up his arse.
Finally, I feel sure our expert panellists, who are the stars of this feature, will be back in
the driving seat next week. So bring it on.
Peter
VILLIAN OF THE WEEK
DECO IS A HACKER
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