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VILLAIN OF
THE WEEK 27-8-08
Peter Owen
Welcome to Cheat of the Week - the
most upfront feature the face of football has ever eyed. It
promotes honesty and relegates cheats - and has no match.
Before I kick off, I would like to thank Graham Frankland -
who is no longer able to be part of the feature - for giving
it a top ref’s seal of approval.
In the same vein, it is great to welcome Alistair Brownlee as
one of our expert panellists, we have scored another three massive
points there.
Plus, the founder of ComeOnBoro.com and the person who gave
this feature its feet - Steve Goldby - is back on board, with
a very note worthy intro.
However, the views and opinions of every fan are this feature's
paramount concern and its eyes are huge!
So after taking in the comments of our expert panellist, let
us look back over the action and put the right cap on each villain.
When Pantsil stamped his boot down on Eboue’s ankle, his sole
intention was to make certain he won the ball at all costs and
thankfully it wasn’t an ankle cracker.
If the FA do single this incident out beyond the whistle, then
Pantsil wants to ask them which chair Deco sat in last week,
after the dirty bastard stuck the boot right in.
Adebayor and Anelka have both dived before and leopards do not
change their spots, as this feature will further confirm. They
went down inside the box like a pair of emus
Adebayor can take great comfort from his musical link however.
If he keeps practicing these unique diving techniques, he will
be able to open his front door in 2012 and step straight on
to the Olympic diving board.
The above, highlights why the fair play stats stand 100% defeated
after only two games.
Noble was silly and it is never wise to behave that way when
Howard Webb is the ref because his decision making is such a
firm and very reliable lesson.
It must be extremely difficult for a football club when any
player upsets their plans and does not want to put on their
proud shirt after picking up a treasure chest.
I wonder if Berbatov was in the right frame of mind - to speak
to his agent.
Footballers’ minders soon rushes to their defence if any club
has fallen foul of their agreed contract but they do not tell
the players to get their boots back on to honour it.
What is brilliant though is to hear the next batch of top managers,
such as Roy Keane, Steve Bruce and of course Gareth Southgate,
speak on the television with pride for every single player in
their dressing rooms.
No wonder their respective teams take to the pitch like gladiators
when they have such an unbreakable spirit of uplifting respect
behind them every game.
Those in life who make ill comment must always be put in their
place, especially when it undermines years of slog and dedication
that has brought their rightful rewards.
Therefore, step forward the Chairman of Birmingham City and
let me explain how one gauges success using life’s ruler.
You measure what has been achieved, divide it by the odds stacked
against it, then multiply that by smiles. I have done your accounts
and your club is - Birmingham Pity.
This Premiership feature represents football right through to
its grass roots level, which is the way to support football,
because we all have to start at the bottom and work up.
So that wraps up this week’s edition and Steve our expert panellist
has duly awarded our “Villain of The Week” prize to Adebayor
of Arsenal.
That is sweet music to my ears, because he looks a right prat
when he tries to lay out flat.
If you agree or disagree with any aspect of this feature then
please shout up.
Peter
VILLIAN OF THE WEEK
ANOTHER GUNNER FACES THE MUSIC
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THE WEEK INDEX
A GUARANTEED PROFIT OF AT LEAST £45.64 ON STANDARD LIEGE v SAMPDORIA
There's some great Uefa Cup matches this midweek and did you know that it is possible to win money on Wednesday evening's Uefa Cup clash between Standard Liege and Sampdoria, whatever the result?
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You have temporarily laid out a total of £104.00 on the Standard Liege v Sampdoria match. I stress, temporarily... Now sit back, crack a beer open and enjoy the match.
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