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VILLAIN OF
THE WEEK 4-9-08
Peter Owen
Welcome to Villain of the Week - the most upfront feature
the face of football has ever eyed. It promotes honesty and
relegates cheats - and has no match.
Let's move straight on to this week's nominations:
Game: Boro v Stoke, Player: Amdy Faye of Stoke City
Your two-footed lunge on Shawky of the Boro was disgraceful
and the Red Carpet is the way to walk it off.
Game:
Bolton v WBA, Player: Leon Barnett of WBA
Your tug on Nolan’s shirt nearly strangled him.
Game:
Chelsea v Spurs, Player: Jose Boswinga of Chelsea
You cut Bale down from behind just as he was about to pull the
trigger after a tremendous run with the ball.
Game:
Arsenal v Newcastle, Player: Joey Barton of Newcastle
Your tackle on Nasri and facial expression afterwards confirms
to me that you and football have little in common.
Game: Arsenal v Newcastle, Player: Van Persie of Arsenal
You over-ran the ball and fell over fresh air to fiddle a free-kick.
Game: Sunderland v Man City, Players: One either
side!!
Dunne and Reid both had a day out at the Head Bangers Ball.
And so over to our expert panellists:
Steve Goldby
My nomination is for Van Persie in the Arsenal v Newcastle game.
I even have a song to dedicate to the incident. OK, it's not
about football - it's about oral sex - but the chorus/title
says it all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YakrT9fAS6k
Take a bow Van Persie. You have my nomination for this week.
Be thankful that my campaign to change the title of this column
to 'Dirty Diving Cheating Scumbag Of The Week' is being met
with solid resistance.
Jeff Winter
Game: Boro v Stoke, Player: Amdy Faye of Stoke City
A very naughty tackle but actually the award should go to the
Stoke fans who castigated the ref and Shawky following this
tackle. It just goes to show what fans know about football!!
Game: Bolton v WBA, Player: Leon Barnett of WBA
He was just showing affection.
Game: Chelsea
v Spurs, Player: Jose Boswinga of Chelsea
This was one of those cynical, cheating tackles that seem to
be creeping back into the game.
Game: Arsenal
v Newcastle, Player: Joey Barton of Newcastle
It looks like Joey is still going to give the fans a stick to
beat him with. Mind you, he's a changed man you know, ask KK.
Game: Arsenal v Newcastle, Player: Van Persie of
Arsenal
It was slippy and it's all part of the game, they say. This
is the sort of thing the FA should look at on a Monday and issue
a match ban for.
Game: Sunderland v Man City,
Players: One either side!!
Never mind the players, referee Chris Foy was the biggest villain,
giving a string of decisions that were absolutely unbelievable!!
Overall winner: Chelsea's Boswinga. This
is something I see creeping back into the game. When it is as
cynical as that perhaps a red card is the answer. It has to
be stopped.
Peter’s analysis:
Our expert panellists have run the rule over this week’s nominations
and on the back of their every word, the best team feature on
the net kicks off again.
It buries the worst villains up to their necks in the correct
mixture of pure shite every single week and leaves the fake
bullshit for other websites to shovel up.
We even have an honesty award if someone comes up trumps!
Amdy Faye stands shamed up to his eyeballs after what can only
be described as a pre-meditated act of venom. Broken down into
plain English, it means that he is just one dirty bastard who
doesn't give a toss about the consequences of his actions.
The last position we want to see any player in is laid out on
a needless stretcher but another Eduardo incident is being allowed
to brew by the FA.
When Barnett grabbed hold of Nolan’s shirt, it started out as
the usual tug and ended up as the best handjob seen in football
for years. In the end, Nolan’s neck was hanging on to his shoulders
by the skin of its teeth.
Jeff Winter's words of wisdom on the Boswinga incident emphasise
why he reached the ultimate as a referee and his prose is mine
to build on!
Boswinga chopped Bales down from behind as he was about to pull
the trigger after running almost the entire length of the pitch
with clinical precision. The modern day decision should have
been a red card.
The gloating expression on Barton’s face after his tackle on
Nasri clearly showed his childish mindset.
Van Persie fell over fresh air and although the incident was
outside the box, it was still too close for comfort. There is
something in the air over the Emirates Stadium because Adebyor
often loses feeling in his lower limbs.
Steve Goldby, one of our expert panellists, has kindly dived
into a Tube of Music and put the legs on Van
Persie’s musical. However, all divers will be featured
on the album.
Those who take a blatant dive inside the box should be shown
a red card because that is how you endorse authority and protect
the game. And who would dare turn back such progress when it
gets rid of dead wood?
I have never criticised any referee in this feature. However,
the Head Bangers Ball between Sunderland and Man City was the
day that referee Chris Foy proved beyond a shadow of a doubt
that he often operates with his head in the clouds.
He was an embarrassment, which says it all.
The only comfort I can take is that refs of his calibre are
allocated to grounds where relegation is the main talking point,
so the Stoke fans will be able to welcome him with outstretched
arms.
Our expert panellists have come to a split decision. Therefore,
Van Persie can face the music and Boswinga gets my casting vote
and is our “Villain of the Week”.
Please feel free to comment on any aspect of the feature. However,
if any part of it makes your blood boil, then thanks for bookmarking
it and joining the thousands.
Over-valuing footballers has seen the Roman Candle at Chelsea
get his fingers well and truly burnt. The spin off we’ve seen
doesn’t give Berbatov an extra leg or turn Robinho into another
Pele overnight.
Finally, thanks to both Jeff and Steve for their brilliant and
fully expected comments.
Peter
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